Wednesday, 1 September 2021
Friday, 21 May 2021
Danish checkout operators, for the most part, are teenagers. Unlike at home where you often get bored middle-aged women who slowly check your stuff through while telling you their life story, here all supermarket checkout operators, no matter the supermarket, have a set script that is almost never deviated from, and customers also have a script they are meant to stick to, it's all very odd and quite tedious...
Translated into English it goes:
Checkout operator: Hi
They scan everything in silence.
Checkout operator: Anything else?
Customer: no, thanks.
Checkout operator: That'll be 250 Kroner (or whatever). Would you like your receipt?
Customer: No, thanks
Checkout operator: Thanks, have a good day/afternoon/weekend!
Customer: Thanks, same to you!
So, it's neither riveting nor particularly good for my Danish skills, but I guess it means every foreigner knows at least three phrases in Danish. Sometimes, I'm tempted, when they are scanning to ask if they are going anywhere nice at the weekend, just to see if they actually die of shock.
Anyway, today I nipped into Aldi to buy some chips and after scanning my stuff the boy on the checkout, to my shock, came out with 'Have a nice Whitsun!' You could have knocked me over. Who knew my afternoon could be this interesting! I don't even know what Whitsun is in English, let alone in Danish, nor do I know how to have a good one. I'm now on Facebook quizzing my Danish friends as to whether there are any special cakes connected to Whitsun, given most of these religious holidays in Denmark seem to be cake excuses, as far as I can see!
I'll keep you posted!
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